The Tomato Garden – Joke :~)

Tomato Garden:
An old  Italian gentleman lived alone in New  Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very  difficult work, as the ground was hard.
His  only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a  letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear  Vincent,
I  am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my  tomato garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden  plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be  happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love, Papa

A few  days later he received a letter from his son:
Dear  Pop,
Don’t dig up that garden. That’s  where the bodies are buried.
Love,
Vinnie

At 4  a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the  entire area without finding any bodies.
They  apologized to the old man and left.
That same day the old man received another letter  from his son.

Dear  Pop,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That’s the best  I could do under the circumstances.

Love  you,
Vinni

About Mare Cromwell

Referred to as “The Voice of Earth Mother” by a gifted Shoshone elder, Mare Cromwell is a multi-award-winning author, Medicine woman/Lightworker and healer. She has also been told by another gifted elder that her work with Earth Mother is in the prophecies. Her books include: "The Great Mother Bible"; "Messages from Mother.... Earth Mother"; and "If I gave you God’s phone number.... Searching for Spirituality in America". She has studied with Native American teachers for twenty-one years and sat on the World Council for Wisdom Gatherings for three years. Mare leads workshops on our Sacred Planet-Earth Mother, Womb Wisdom and Sacred Silliness and more. She is the visionary and producer of the 1000 Goddesses Gathering in Washington DC. Mare loves to be involved in Ceremony. She is also a former worm herder. She calls Western Maryland home. www.marecromwell.com
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