So I open up my email this morning to find this – see below. This is not meant to be a joke, this email, but it is really funny and this character somewhere in Pakistan (?) really thinks I might respond to this for some potential income??
And I always did seek from God: “ELEVATION STEPS, CORRECTNESS, SAFETY” anyway… It’s true. ;~) Sounds like I’ve searching for a ladder all of my life. God save the person or persons who might actually respond to this email thinking it’s a financial opportunity.
(what does ‘caster’ mean anyway?)
RESIDENCE OF GLORY
IN START I PRAY AND DESIRED FROM GOD THEY GIVE YOU ALWAYS ELEVATION STEPS, CORRECTNESS, SAFETY
AFTER THEN BLESSING AND SAFETY I DON’T KNOW WHICH WORD I EXPLANE MY APPLICATION ARDER OF GOD WHICH EMOTION TO BOUNDRY OF CEREMONIESAND THEY COME TO ELEVATED CIRCLE OF CEREMONIES,BUT LIMITED WILL MANNERED I WILL REQUEST YOU THAT IN CASE IN THIS LETTER YOU WILL SEE ANY WORDS DEFICIENY SO I SEEKING EXEMPTION FROM YOU AND REQUEST IS THAT
THESE A SERVENT IS BELONG TO HONOURED BUSINESS FAMILY MOREOVER GOD DO MERCY THE MUSLIM UNIVERSE OF PRECENT FACTSAND WE UPON, SOME COUNTRY FASCTSOF REASONS BUSINESS FACTS COMES TO SUCH A TURN THAT, THAT TO COME WHITE CLOTHS A BEGGER MAKES TIME.SO THERE FORE ORDER OF GOD WE REQUEST YOU TO CASTERKEEPING SECRET INCASE YOU KNOW ANY PERSON THEY A LAND HOLDER WHICH NAME OF GOD UPONDO OUR FINANCIAL HELP THIS CASTER VTO BE SAVED DISTRESS AND BED EVIL STATE AND OUR BUSINESS GONE CORRECT CASTER SO WE DURING LIFE DO PRAY AND COMMOTION DAY WE SAY TO GOD OH GOD OUR THIS SERVENT DO HELP THIS CASTER WHOM CASTER THEY OUR HELP,AND KEEPING THIS ONE KEEPING ONE SECRET
WE EXPECTATION FOR YOUR WE DO WRITE ORDER OF GOD REMAINS YOU KNOW AND GOD KNOW
ALLIED BANK LIMITED
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