Hilarious Spam!

So I open up my email this morning to find this – see below.  This is not meant to be a joke, this email, but it is really funny and this character somewhere in Pakistan (?) really thinks I might respond to this for some potential income??

And I always did seek from God: “ELEVATION STEPS, CORRECTNESS, SAFETY” anyway… It’s true. ;~)  Sounds like I’ve searching for a ladder all of my life. God save the person or persons who might actually respond to this email thinking it’s a financial opportunity.

(what does ‘caster’ mean anyway?)

RESIDENCE OF GLORY

IN START I PRAY AND DESIRED FROM GOD THEY GIVE YOU ALWAYS ELEVATION STEPS, CORRECTNESS, SAFETY

ASSLAM-O-LIKUM

AFTER THEN BLESSING AND SAFETY I DON’T KNOW WHICH WORD I EXPLANE MY APPLICATION ARDER OF GOD WHICH EMOTION TO BOUNDRY OF CEREMONIESAND THEY COME TO ELEVATED CIRCLE OF CEREMONIES,BUT LIMITED WILL MANNERED I WILL REQUEST YOU THAT IN CASE IN THIS LETTER YOU WILL SEE ANY WORDS DEFICIENY SO I SEEKING EXEMPTION FROM YOU AND REQUEST IS THAT
YOU’RE MAJESTY

THESE A SERVENT IS BELONG TO HONOURED BUSINESS FAMILY MOREOVER GOD DO MERCY THE MUSLIM UNIVERSE OF PRECENT FACTSAND WE UPON, SOME COUNTRY FASCTSOF REASONS BUSINESS FACTS COMES TO SUCH A TURN THAT, THAT TO COME WHITE CLOTHS A BEGGER MAKES TIME.SO THERE FORE ORDER OF GOD WE REQUEST YOU TO CASTERKEEPING SECRET INCASE YOU KNOW ANY PERSON THEY A LAND HOLDER WHICH NAME OF GOD UPONDO OUR FINANCIAL HELP THIS CASTER VTO BE SAVED DISTRESS AND BED EVIL STATE AND OUR   BUSINESS GONE CORRECT CASTER SO WE DURING LIFE DO PRAY AND COMMOTION DAY WE SAY TO GOD OH GOD OUR THIS SERVENT DO HELP THIS CASTER WHOM CASTER THEY OUR HELP,AND KEEPING THIS ONE KEEPING ONE SECRET
(AMEEN)

WE EXPECTATION FOR YOUR WE DO WRITE ORDER OF GOD REMAINS YOU KNOW AND GOD KNOW
THANKS
MASOOD AHMAD
EMAIL: xxxxxxxxx

ALLIED BANK LIMITED
PESHAWAR PAKISTAN
BRANCH CODE: 0051
ACCOUNT NO: 0120019000


About Mare Cromwell

Referred to as “The Voice of Earth Mother” by a gifted Shoshone elder, Mare Cromwell is a multi-award-winning author, Medicine woman/Lightworker and healer. She has also been told by another gifted elder that her work with Earth Mother is in the prophecies. Her books include: "The Great Mother Bible"; "Messages from Mother.... Earth Mother"; and "If I gave you God’s phone number.... Searching for Spirituality in America". She has studied with Native American teachers for twenty-one years and sat on the World Council for Wisdom Gatherings for three years. Mare leads workshops on our Sacred Planet-Earth Mother, Womb Wisdom and Sacred Silliness and more. She is the visionary and producer of the 1000 Goddesses Gathering in Washington DC. Mare loves to be involved in Ceremony. She is also a former worm herder. She calls Western Maryland home. www.marecromwell.com
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2 Responses to Hilarious Spam!

  1. Knock KnockWhos there !Acid !Acid who ?Acidently on purpose !.

  2. linders furniture says:

    very nice blog, good read A+

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