A Limerick on Sprained Foot, by mare

This is not Mare's foot. But a good foot regardless. ;~)

So I’ve bunged my foot up royally.

Into the garden today, no toil-ily.

It’s really a pain,

No financial gain.

I’m dying to get my hands soil-ily.


Last night I caught my foot in the handle of a large canvas bag in the corner of my bedroom. A completely silly thing to do and now I’ve sprained my foot. My bad for having that bag there.

The good news is that I’ve got some Arnica in homeopathic pills and cream and I’m dosing myself.

And next week, I’ll be getting ‘soilily’ again. This is healing fast. ;~)

About Mare Cromwell

Referred to as “The Voice of Earth Mother” by a gifted Shoshone elder, Mare Cromwell is a multi-award-winning author, Medicine woman/Lightworker and healer. She has also been told by another gifted elder that her work with Earth Mother is in the prophecies. Her books include: "The Great Mother Bible"; "Messages from Mother.... Earth Mother"; and "If I gave you God’s phone number.... Searching for Spirituality in America". She has studied with Native American teachers for twenty-one years and sat on the World Council for Wisdom Gatherings for three years. Mare leads workshops on our Sacred Planet-Earth Mother, Womb Wisdom and Sacred Silliness and more. She is the visionary and producer of the 1000 Goddesses Gathering in Washington DC. Mare loves to be involved in Ceremony. She is also a former worm herder. She calls Western Maryland home. www.marecromwell.com
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One Response to A Limerick on Sprained Foot, by mare

  1. For those really bored, here is an earlier version:

    So I’ve bunged my foot up royally.
    My gardening day has been spoiled-ily.
    So I’m laying it up,
    With tea to sup.
    And hopes to garden soon joy-ily.

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