The Cows of Eastern Europe Limericks by mare

[And there are more cow limericks dotting this blog, including a continuation in the series of the Cows of Eastern Europe. Plus Cows of Western Europe. Have fun!   ;~)  ]

There once was a cow from Hungary.

Oh, the hay that she ate, she was hungry!

Yet the milk she produced

Could have fed forty moose,

And clothed the whole village with new dungarees.


There once was a cow from Romania

With a polka-dot hide that was zania.

She glowed in the dark,

Her milk beyond mark,

The joys of nuclear fallout stainia.


There once was a cow from Slovakia

Who wore many tie-dyed sockias.

She changed them a lot

The colors she sought!

To her farmer’s constant shockia.


There once was a cow from south Poland

That one day appeared to be stolen.

She was not in the field

Though the fences were sealed.

Then the farmer found the sink-hole she’d fallen in.


Then there is former Yugoslavia

Where cows are recruited by the Mob-ia.

With their big bovine eyes

And inability to tell lies,

They’re better informants than tilapia.

About Mare Cromwell

Referred to as “The Voice of Earth Mother” by a gifted Shoshone elder, Mare Cromwell is a multi-award-winning author, nature mystic, empathic intuitive healer (with shamanic influences) and international speaker. Her books include: "The Great Mother Bible"; "Messages from Mother.... Earth Mother"; and "If I gave you God’s phone number.... Searching for Spirituality in America". She has studied with Native American teachers for twenty years and is currently on hiatus from the World Council for Wisdom Gatherings. Mare leads workshops on our Sacred Planet-Earth Mother, Womb Wisdom and Sacred Silliness and more. She is the visionary behind the Great Mother Wisdom Gathering (Maryland, 2014). She loves to be involved in Ceremony. Mare is also a former worm herder. She calls Western Maryland home.
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