More Cows from Eastern Europe Limericks
The Czech Republic has a cow
She’s a master of the Tao
Her chews are prayers
Beyond earthly cares
She’s trying to teach one of the sows.
There once was a cow from Estonia
Who was quite thin and bonia.
She was fed more cabbage
For looking so ravaged.
And the farmer never left her alone-ia.
There is a bold cow from Croatia
Who wanted to travel to Asia
Who hopped on a boat
Which then would not float
The rest of the story is all haze-ia.
About that young cow from Poland
The story is still rolling
She leaped from the hole
After bitten by a mole
And decided she’d rather go bowling.
And then there is Bulgaria
Where the bovines wear regalia
Under command of the Tsar
One night at a bar
Milking them is a pain in the ass-alia.
So Montenegro had one steer
With a great liking for beer.
He’d lap it all up
From a lovely silver cup
His meat sold for prices quite dear.
There was a huge cow from Albania
With a great love for travel in train-ias
She’d leap from the track
At the train’s back
To go sightsee over in Romania.
That very same cow from Albania
Found a sweet bull in Lithuania
It was love at first ‘Moo’
Soon a calf said ‘Coo’
They all vacation now in Kenya.