More Cows from Eastern Europe Limericks by Mare

Cow courtesy of bantus.asn.au

More Cows from Eastern Europe Limericks

[ps. there are more Cows from Eastern Europe Limericks that I’ve written. And if you are really bored here are some Cows from Western Europe too. Have fun… ;~)]

 

The Czech Republic has a cow

She’s a master of the Tao

Her chews are prayers

Beyond earthly cares

She’s trying to teach one of the sows.

—-

There once was a cow from Estonia

Who was quite thin and bonia.

She was fed more cabbage

For looking so ravaged.

And the farmer never left her alone-ia.

—-

There is a bold cow from Croatia

Who wanted to travel to Asia

Who hopped on a boat

Which then would not float

The rest of the story is all haze-ia.

—-

About that young cow from Poland

The story is still rolling

She leaped from the hole

After bitten by a mole

And decided she’d rather go bowling.

—-

And then there is Bulgaria

Where the bovines wear regalia

Under command of the Tsar

One night at a bar

Milking them is a pain in the ass-alia.

—-

So Montenegro had one steer

With a great liking for beer.

He’d lap it all up

From a lovely silver cup

His meat sold for prices quite dear.

—-

There was a huge cow from Albania

With a great love for travel in train-ias

She’d leap from the track

At the train’s back

To go sightsee over in Romania.

—-

That very same cow from Albania

Found a sweet bull in Lithuania

It was love at first ‘Moo’

Soon a calf said ‘Coo’

They all vacation now in Kenya.

—-

12/3/11

Linganore

mare

About Mare Cromwell

Referred to as “The Voice of Earth Mother” by a gifted Shoshone elder, Mare Cromwell is a multi-award-winning author, Medicine woman/Lightworker and healer. She has also been told by another gifted elder that her work with Earth Mother is in the prophecies. Her books include: "The Great Mother Bible"; "Messages from Mother.... Earth Mother"; and "If I gave you God’s phone number.... Searching for Spirituality in America". She has studied with Native American teachers for twenty-one years and sat on the World Council for Wisdom Gatherings for three years. Mare leads workshops on our Sacred Planet-Earth Mother, Womb Wisdom and Sacred Silliness and more. She is the visionary and producer of the 1000 Goddesses Gathering in Washington DC. Mare loves to be involved in Ceremony. She is also a former worm herder. She calls Western Maryland home. www.marecromwell.com
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