The Dentist Limerick Series

The Dentist Limerick Series

She sat full of angst at the dentist.

She could barely say a sentence.

The drill would soon come,

Which was not any fun.

To all the sugar and chips she paid penance.

 

The dentist was her least favorite place.

She sat with a frown on her face.

She was born with soft teeth,

And ate too much beef.

She wanted to pull out her mace.

 

The dentist office is so sweet.

To visit them is no feat.

Except for that needle,

Which makes me squeedle

To the door, I’m gonna beat.

 

The dentist office has some crowns,

But not for any royal clowns.

I wish my teeth were plastic

A non-decay elastic

Cuz laying here ain’t so profound.

 

I’m feeling very numbed

Hopefully not too dumbed.

The dentist has lurked.

I did not shirk.

My poor mouth is very bummed.

 

It’s the needle that does it.

Then the drill that goes buzzit

What’s with these teeth

So soft as a leaf?

Might as well be perforated fuzzits.

 

The view out the window is nice.

A lovely neighborhood slice.

While I wait in kind

For a new crown to mine.

I guess this is better than headlice.

 

So the visit is now over.

Time for me to recover.

But I’m still numb.

Could suck on my thumb.

Sigh, and cause the orthodontist to hover!

About Mare Cromwell

Referred to as “The Voice of Earth Mother” by a gifted Shoshone elder, Mare Cromwell is a multi-award-winning author, Medicine woman/Lightworker and healer. She has also been told by another gifted elder that her work with Earth Mother is in the prophecies. Her books include: "The Great Mother Bible"; "Messages from Mother.... Earth Mother"; and "If I gave you God’s phone number.... Searching for Spirituality in America". She has studied with Native American teachers for twenty-one years and sat on the World Council for Wisdom Gatherings for three years. Mare leads workshops on our Sacred Planet-Earth Mother, Womb Wisdom and Sacred Silliness and more. She is the visionary and producer of the 1000 Goddesses Gathering in Washington DC. Mare loves to be involved in Ceremony. She is also a former worm herder. She calls Western Maryland home. www.marecromwell.com
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One Response to The Dentist Limerick Series

  1. Kaitlin says:

    Haha, better than headlice. Love it.

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