Cows of Western Europe Limericks, by mare

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If you enjoyed this selection of cow limericks, there are more to be found at these blog posts:

The Cows of Eastern Europe Limericks

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There was a large cow from Great Britain

Who took friends with a brown, tabby kitten.

The milk was the bond.

Every drop was gone.

Soon a whole litter was a-biddin’.


There once was a cow from Germany,

No relation to Harry Potter’s Hermione.

Her home was Bavaria

At peaks she did stare-ia.

And her milk flowed like eternity.


Within Italy was a big bull.

His girlfriend list was quite full.

He never met the Pope.

Never had to elope.

His love life would make Casanova drool.


And then there was Switzerland

With lots of cows on hand.

The milk chocolate plants

Were greatly enhanced.

And each bovine had a watchband.


There are many cows in Spain

Whose milk never waned.

In lowlands and high,

They grazed by and by.

The café con leché was famed.


There is low, low Netherlands

With a dairy industry quite grand.

By the windmills they munched,

To cold North Sea winds they hunched.

Some liked the weed in Amsterdam.

About Mare Cromwell

Referred to as “The Voice of Earth Mother” by a gifted Shoshone elder, Mare Cromwell is a multi-award-winning author, Medicine woman/Lightworker and healer. She has also been told by another gifted elder that her work with Earth Mother is in the prophecies. Her books include: "The Great Mother Bible"; "Messages from Mother.... Earth Mother"; and "If I gave you God’s phone number.... Searching for Spirituality in America". She has studied with Native American teachers for twenty-one years and sat on the World Council for Wisdom Gatherings for three years. Mare leads workshops on our Sacred Planet-Earth Mother, Womb Wisdom and Sacred Silliness and more. She is the visionary and producer of the 1000 Goddesses Gathering in Washington DC. Mare loves to be involved in Ceremony. She is also a former worm herder. She calls Western Maryland home.
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2 Responses to Cows of Western Europe Limericks, by mare

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