Tag Archives: limerick

Calf from New York Limerick – by mare

Posted on June 25, 2012 by Mare Cromwell

[okay, I owe a limerick here too… ;~)  ] There was a calf from New York Which was not flown in by a stork. He was too large From his mom’s forage. It’s sad he’ll soon be on a fork. … Continue reading →

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Louisiana’s Cow Limerick, by mare

Posted on June 23, 2012 by Mare Cromwell

Louisiana had a cow Who loved the bayou every now. She’d go out wading, In times of mating. She scared the bull, she smelled so foul. ;~)

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Another Bull from Texas Limerick, by mare

Posted on June 22, 2012 by Mare Cromwell

There’s another large bull from Texas Who discovered his herd was a nexus Of cows that gave milk A range of that ilk. In his duties were very few vexes. – mare     ;~)

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The Bull from Texas Limerick, by mare

Posted on June 21, 2012 by Mare Cromwell

There was a large bull from Texas Who really wanted a new Lexus. But he could not drive. That ain’t no jive. And you thought this limerick would be sexist! ;~)

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A Limerick for Healing the Earth Series and other Silliness and Seriousness -signed, mare

Posted on June 21, 2012 by Mare Cromwell

Attention K-Mart Shoppers. And other illustrious people of the blogging world who never even set foot in K-Mart (you lucky dogs, you!  ;~): I am going to post a couple of limericks a week now. And other pieces from the … Continue reading →

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The Cow from Georgia – Limerick by mare

Posted on November 9, 2011 by Mare Cromwell

There once was a cow from Georgia Whose pasture she sure did gorgia. Her chomps were an art, Along with her farts. Heard miles away were the roar-gia.   ;~) mare

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Cow from Kenya Limerick, by mare

Posted on September 25, 2011 by Mare Cromwell

There was a beautiful cow from Kenya. Every blade of grass she did bendya. Chomp she would go, The savannah she mowed. She’s north of Nairobi, I’ll send ya.

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The Satellite Limerick, by mare

Posted on September 23, 2011 by Mare Cromwell

The satellite is falling from the sky today. Who knows, it might just come my way. So I think I’ll stay Out of the way And hide under my bed for the rest of the day. From the BBC Website … Continue reading →

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A Limerick on Sprained Foot, by mare

Posted on September 23, 2011 by Mare Cromwell

So I’ve bunged my foot up royally. Into the garden today, no toil-ily. It’s really a pain, No financial gain. I’m dying to get my hands soil-ily.   Last night I caught my foot in the handle of a large … Continue reading →

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